Being the Continuing Adventures of a Woman and her Trusty Kayak in New York Harbor, the Hudson River, and Beyond.
(with occasional political rants just to keep things lively!)
Roll, roll, roll your boat!
Some kayakers are very hot and tired after a long paddle so they are lying down in the water to cool off and have a nap.
My goodness! If you are that thirsty, try gator aide!!!Dennis G
Nap time on the Bay?
Perhaps it was the tryptophan? ... or maybe the wine?Unless they're clamming--hard duty in a kayak
So for New Years, we paddled 50 yards and stopped for a little drink, then another 50 yars and jus anodder widdle dwinky poo we do, and den anodder 50 dwinky doos and stop we poo for jus a yard and den...
tha'sh *hic* my favrit sho far!
"Despite recent elections, we still lean to the left in NY"
US team caught practising for new Olympic sport of synchronised kayak ballet
The new kayak domino contest???
She's got a camera - duck!
These are getting better and better. Here, I've got one -Scientists are investigating this latest mysterious wildlife die-off.
Or how about:Evidence of the new cold-resistant strain of tsetse fly was first observed in Jamaica Bay in January 2011
NY in shock as killer mermaids catch two kayakers!
Scientists identify flaw in using lead to make kayak paddles
Ha! Capt. JP's on a "roll"! execrable pun entirely intentional!
Buff Staysail's kayak training course cancelled after health and safety fears
Buff Staysail's "no worries rolling" course cancelled after health and safety alert
Oh dear, I think I have to announce Capt. JP the winner, by volume alone! As a reward, I may try to produce those diagrams he was asking for.
Look, I'm sorry you dropped your car keys but it's 20 foot deep here and I really can't see them.
I just laughed audibly!
I wrote my entry for Bonnie's caption contest, posted it, and then decided to have a little drink.Then I thought about my entry a little bit, wrote something better, and decided to have jus anodder wee liddle ol drinky poo. Then I forget where I file dwinky poo and coulnt post-it so had jus more drink anodder to help me settle.So now here I be on your bloog Tilermann and why are yo posing all bout kayaks???
Avant guarde underwater installation puzzles art critics
"Hey, what kind of boat is that there.... on the bottom???""I think it is surely one of those skutsjens ... must have gotten lost?""And sunk by a local elephant?"Best, Calico
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